Help me pay the ransom for my friends

We have taken some of the things that Krappo has said, and slapped it on a t-shirt. We have looked for a robe like his to sell. But he must have the only one ever sold, and the rest were burned.

Krappo boxer shorts will be coming for Christmas 2026. It will take us that long to wash out the smell... The stains are part of the design.

Since the tariffs, he thinks the ransom has doubled… If it keeps going like this, in a year or so he may actually sober up.

Krappo the Klowns products can only be purchased at crackamade.com Link above, Check’m out. Bunch a good crackas